Ahha

Me: "How does it feel to be hung over?"
Vic: "Basically your stomach hurts, your head hurts, and I had a bad dream."
Me: "A bad dream? LOL."
My sister: "What do you mean a bad dream?"
Vic: "I said you feel really weak!"

Again, really funny at the time, but not as funny now.

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Me: "I need more chapstick."
Papa: "Is it at Walmart?"
Me: "There's a three pack."
Papa: "How many is in there?"
Me: "Three."

HAHA, this still cracks me up though. :)
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